Raccoons do not hibernate. If the weather gets really cold they will bundle up in their dens and sleep for a few days through the worst of it, but they do not hibernate through the winter.What month did your ricky raccoon finally come out of hybernation to snack on your porch again?lol?
Well, he came out and NOMED on my porch right and it was quite pleasure able watching him do what he does, then BLOODY mary poppins came down from the sky and stole him, so i got my gun a started shooting, then suddenly i see her pull out this big MOTHER of a t-shirt gun, but instead of T-shirt, BABIES came out and then started to attack me, there must of been 50 of them, all of the hitting me with TUPPERWARE containers, and u know wat was in them??
DIRTY NAPPIES!!!
But then luckily i had micheal jackson in my lounge room, he is good friends with my cousin, anyways then he came out and took them some where, probably going to DIDDLE them.
But back to MARY, well i once the babies had been taken away i took my first shot at her, but i missed, i took another shot at her, i got her umbrella and i watched her fall to the ground, i ran over to her, when i got closer to her, SHE HAD A BEARD!!
but then i realized it was some CRAZY person from PETA dressed as mary poppins, so i poked her with a stick, wrapped her up in a carpet then chucked her off a bridge, I WISH!!
What i really did was take ricky off her and then dumped her in front of another PETA person and told them that it was an abused BADGER and then they set her free into the wilderness somewhere, she eventually died, but some bears got a good meal.
Well i hoped this helped, BYEWhat month did your ricky raccoon finally come out of hybernation to snack on your porch again?lol?
HA!!!!!!!!!
(at the person above me)
very strange but made my day :D
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uhuh, well in australia we don't have racoons. But we do have trolls.
huh?
Well if u had added a story to begin with we wouldnt all be scratchin our heads
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