Wait a minute... does the raccoon have rabies or is he just in a cranky mood? Does the raccoon wear pants? Can he make me a martini if I give him some marshmallows? Coons love marshmallows. Does he like tuna casserole? I don't like people or coons that like tuna casserole more than, say, a bowl of corn flakes.
Anyway, I apparently like coons so I vote for the jazzy thing. Amen.Would you be more scared to be stuck in a room with 35 overweight jazzercisers OR and angry raccoon?
I would be more scared in a room with the raccoon.
Why? Here's the math:
1 Guido + 1 Raccoon = 1 act of procreation
1 Guido + 35 overweight jazzercisers = 35 acts of procreation.
*cries*
what qualifies as overweight? considering the news these days, 117 lbs?
I've cornered a raccoon in my kitchen when it came in through the doggy door to have some pizza. Trust me, you want the jazzers.
I'll take the angry raccoon any day. At least I can deal with the visual there...but to be fair, fat people are REALLY funny when they dance...come to think of it, the 35 overweight Jazzercise people might be wall-to wall live entertainment...hmmmmmm
I'd be more scared of the 35 overweight jazzercizers. Fat people stink bad, and they could all sit on me. At least with the raccoon I could grab something and hit it
Angry Raccoon :P
I imagine that I could ward off the aggressor(s) in both scenarios with a family sized bag of Cheetos, which is why I carry one with me at all times.
i pick the overweight jazzercizing raccoon
An angry raccoon.
angry racoon
not even a question
angry raccoon
angry raccoon lol
Can I throw any of them out the window? And would they fit out the window? My answer depends on your answers to my questions.
i hate the smell of sweat, so i'd say angry raccoon..
35 fatties it would stink so bad
No big answer
I gotta go with the overweight guys
Hey.. you said I looked good in my legwarmers!!!
*frowns*
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