Is there a nice way to tell someone their breath smells like a dead raccoon stuffed with ripe turds?

A lawyer I work with is a close talker and her breath knocks me down, can I say something?Is there a nice way to tell someone their breath smells like a dead raccoon stuffed with ripe turds?
';Did you just win a chocolate eating contest out of the toilet?';Is there a nice way to tell someone their breath smells like a dead raccoon stuffed with ripe turds?
Well if u knw her well and are on good talking terms to her then one day look for an opportunity to talk to her privately and let her knw the problem in straight words without being too caustic.





U cud also tell her a remedy for problem....


- Maybe she isnt getting enough sleep


- Maybe she isnt keeping a good dental hygiene


- Maybe her diet includes something which makes her breath bad





Discussing the prob with her might be a great idea. She might not be aware of the problem itself.
unless you want to die from trying to hold ya breath you need to say something, i had this problem with a good friend- i just offered her a chewy, it only worked until she didnt want one one day, you mite just have to say excuse me i dont mean to be rude but U STINK!!!!
Just keep mints with you at all times, whenever she speaks to you, offer her a mint.


She won't think you are being rude, especially if you offer one to everybody in the room.


You won't be KO'd everytime she speaks to you.
well I tried this and it work for me....a friend of mine who had ripe turd breath as well never noticed hi stinky breath, so I popped mintin my mouth andasked him if he wanted one....he asked if his breath stunk and I politely saidit can melt chrome off a bumper jokngly...he was a sport about it LOL
LMFAO!! umm you could always just pull out some mints and say *as you pop one into your mouth* want one? but then u take the chance of them saying no, and your stuck in the same position you just were. so really just tell them.
Exactly, I agree with above, keep offering her mints or gum. She'll get the point sooner or later, hopefully sooner. Also, she may have halitosis or something. That makes your breath smell horrible!!!!


Good Luck
Buy a pack of gum and the moment you see her say omg you have to try this gum its amazing.It worked for me when i first started my job
well when u put it like that it sounds like no matter what she chews on its not gunna work! but hey just be like oh have you tired this new gun/mints/mouthwash..u should try it, its really good, here have some mine
';Want a mint? Here, I have an extra case you can have.. no really, I insist... NO.. TAKE THE DARN CASE OF MINTS OR I'LL CALL MY GODFATHER!';
';Here's a mint or twenty.';If she says no thank you say';NO HERE'S A MINT!';Haha,sorry about the dead raccoon poo breath problem.=/
just say, 'want some gum?' if they say no, then you say 'i really think you should have some gum'. then give them extra mint gums.
you can ... offer her mints or gum



I wouldn't tell him. But, I would always be popping mints yourself and make sure to really offer him some in a very nice way!!!
Just say ';Hey try this new gum they just came out with'; Hopefully he likes it and buys it for himself.
Haha. I have nothing to add to what the others said. Just had to tell you how this made me laugh.
Offer a tic tac or some gum hell give a pack of gum
Anonymously leave a bottle of Scope on her desk with a note that just says ';You need this';.
just offer mint while you also have one.






';have a few mints';





by the way your question made me lose my appetite =o(
Yeah, say ';Hey man, your breath smells like a dead raccoon stuffed with ripe turds.'; That should go over pretty well.
';I might think about suing YOU if you don't start taking care of that breathe of yours';.... Trust me.. a lawyer WON'T get offended... they never want to be thinking about losing money
carry gum and mints and pop one in your mouth..it will make them wonder if theirs smell,lol
whats wrong with your breath smells like a dead raccoon stuffed with ripe turds?



yep... say it exactly as you just wrote it they will understand :)
offer her some mints or breath assure
stuff her with chewing gums.
hahaha i'll just put up with it